Candy Surprises

"Mommy, quick! Come here!" shrieked my two year old from the bathroom. I sprinted (not that our house is that big - more like a couple of hurdle lengths)... "Look at the candy in the toilet!" She was intently staring into the somewhat slimy depths of the toilet, her little cherub-like face flushed with anticipation, beginning to reach into the bowl.
"WAIT! STOP! Don't grab that, honey!" What the...??? The "candy"? A translucent floating o.b. tampon wrapper...