So here is a wonderfully humourous story for you (not so funny for me at the time) - we went swimming on Rebekah's 3rd birthday at the Hanover indoor pool. Afterwards I had to relieve myself and of course had to bring R in with me to the stall for who knows where she would end up otherwise (she really isn't as bad as we make her out to be!) ;) Anyways, there I am pulling down my pants when Rebekah yells and I mean YELLS (and the change room was FULL) "Mommy, you have such a BIG VAGINA!!!!"
I slunk out of there...feeling as though every gaze was upon me...
The follow-up: during advance polls a lady I know well came in to set up the advance voting station at the store where I work on Saturday mornings. She sauntered in and with a very mischievous twinkle in her eye faced me and shrieked, "SO I HEAR YOU HAVE A BIG VAGINA!!!"
It was then that she noticed four other people were in the store, staring at her, mouths agape, and then allowing eyes to wander from her blushing cheeks to me...of course the story (that had made its way to her) had to be told to all of them.
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